they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
