Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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