If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
i believe in u and ur pee
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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