five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
she looked like the before picture.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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