Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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