Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Girls should come with a carfax report
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i out mim tonsoeep
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