Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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