But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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