i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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