i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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