K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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