so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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