No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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