so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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