3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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