Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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