Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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