It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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