She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
