And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Life is so much better after having sex.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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