I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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