Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
As shirtless as possible
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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