It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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