office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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