yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
please don't ironically join a cult
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