just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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