he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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