Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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