How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
