She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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