Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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