Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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