thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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