you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She bit a glass in half.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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