the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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