I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
me + whiskey = a bad person
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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