windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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