Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Pants are for mortals
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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