dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
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