I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Randomize
