moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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