Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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