So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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