He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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