We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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