she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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