Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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