its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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