like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Ladies don't puke and tell
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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