i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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