why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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