You work out of a Hotel?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
organizing the empties. That sober.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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