Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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