Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Randomize
